Finally, Fan Fiction Catchup

Yeah, I've been slacking off.  I've been sniffing too much of that Acme Weed Killer again.  I can't guarantee that I haven't missed anything, yell at me if I have.  Links are to beginning of story so that I can get caught up.  I hope.

Abattoir Blues (1): The Hitman and Her (Parts 1-8) by LongSnakeMoan. 
It was a damn cold day, the kind of day where the weather didn't even have the decency to snow. A freezing fog hung in the air, chilling me so much I honestly thought my balls'd drop off. My original plan was to stay in my nice warm house and drink myself into a stupor. However, an acquaintance of mine had decided that some asshole who lived all the way across town had used up his last chance to pay off his debts and I had to make him 'disappear.' Because I just loved to freeze my ass off on a day like this, dumping some dumb **** into the river by the docks. Anyway, another twenty minutes and it would be whisky time in the warm.

The Adventures of Nurse Goodnsexy by Shiva.
"Don't worry Trent," Jane cooed sweetly to her brother as he lay in his bed, sicker than a dog, "I've got you the best medical help I could."

Apple Seed by Smijey
Opening the door, Jake was stunned to see his parents. "Mom! Dad! What are you doing here?"

At the Lake Cabin by Shiva.
Tom sighed with pleasure as he felt the cool water in between his toes, it had been hot all day and in the light of the setting sun, a break from the heat was a blessed relief.

Black Cloaks of Lawndale (Part 1) by by Waylander.   
He had lived a thousand lives.
He was a pig farmer; he was a merchant; he was a soldier, a nobleman and a poet. Sometimes he was tall, handsome and muscular; sometimes he was crippled from birth.


Blood: My Best Friend (Parts 1-3) by Smijey.
Hospitals smell weird. I don't like being in them.

Ethan Yeager in Lawndale: Casino de la Rust Bucket (Parts 1-4) by Shiva.
 Ethan smirked and then nudged Josh’s side and jerked his head in the direction of a couple of their fellow students who were eye humping the figure at the front of the science class as she lead them through a basic description of photosynthesis.

Iron Chef: Child Protective Services by ThanatosRW.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, it to write something where Child Protective Services steps in and removed the child(ren) from their parents. You could have Jodie with the Guptys, or Kevin with Mack's family. Make up OC's, make up various reactions. It is all in your hands.

The Cliff Dancers by Smijey
"'Edgy' is going right up to the edge of the cliff and being able to see all the way down, and dancing anyway."

The Creepyling Chronicles (Parts 1-12) by Charles RB.  
The sound of a crying baby echoed throughout Sloane Manor The Sequel (actually just a house). Tom held his breath, hoping, praying --

Iron Chef: Daria the Evil Overlord by Silver. 
Daria is the villainous Evil Overlord, the one commanding the minions, running the dungeons and generally aiming for world conquest.

Iron Chef: DeMartino and Jake Swapped by Walter Kovacs.  
What if: Anthony DeMartino was a consulltant, the husband of one Helen DeMartino and the father of Daria and Quinn DeMartino while Jake Morgendorffer was Lawndale High's overworked and underpaid history teacher.

Double Double Date (Questions Asked, Questions Answered) by Cypher3au.
 Idly tapping the steering wheel, Vic stared at his grey-clad female counterpart out of the corner of his eye. 'So similar, but so very different...so many questions...heh, Questions.' Despite himself, he chuckled briefly at his little accidental pun.

Dylan by J-D.
‘I don’t know why you’re worrying, Mom. I’ll have everything under control here just the same way I did in Highland.’

Family New (Parts 1-11) by RLobinske. 
The blond-haired woman wrinkled her nose at the slightly antiseptic scent in the air outside the front nurses station at the Cedars of Lawndale. Hospitals had always made her uncomfortable and this evening brought particularly dread. Choking back a couple of tears, she said, "Hi, I'm Rita Barksdale. I was contacted as next of kin for the Morgendorffer family. I'm Helen's sister."

Iron Chef: Jane's Subtraction by DigiSim
What would the show have been like if Jane wasn't in it?

TDJS Ch. 3: Kung-Fu Party (Parts 1-3) by ST91.
"I swear, Dario, I can’t wait for you to get your driver's license. I'm tired of having to walk to school."

Losers No More (Parts 1-8) by Shiva.
Graham Alexander sat in his darkened dormitory room at 11:30 at night, blurry eyed as he raised the glass to his lips and took another drink of his very against the rules scotch.

Mack the Esteemster (Parts 1-5) by Shiva.
"Don't be fooled," a nice deep bass voice emerged from behind her, "O'Neill has no idea what he's talking about, just zone out to the tone of his voice."

Masters Degrees from Outer Space by psychotol.
 Charles woke up.

He wished immediately that he hadn’t.

“Not dead then huh?” asked his room mate.

 Iron Chef: The Metalocapalypse Starts in Lawndale! by Aruphonse.
Okay dildos, we are here to make Daria metal. We will make Lawndale metal. Blacker than the blackest black, times INFINITY.

Nevermore (Parts 1 - 4) by ST91.
When Dario came home from his karate lesson that afternoon, he could not have imagined that his life would change.

No Gas! Shared World, thread 2 by DeacBlue. 
"Well, they certainly could have picked less comfortable ways for us to get to Venezuela," Daria remarked, squeezing Jane's hand as they both leaned back on adjoining lounge chairs, watching as all of the other passengers boarded. Jane squeezed back, smiling.

One (More) Little Thing (Parts 1-12) by peetz5050.
 'So then all the girls go to a different class and a female counselor talks to them about “body image”.'

Outgrowing our Masks (through 9/9 update) by BrownEyedBagel.
 Charles Ruttheimer III stared bewildered for a moment at the letter in front of him. He had some mixed feelings, some confusion, and a brief struggle to consider that there wasn’t an unseen motive. His relationship with his family had left him with a few trust issues. The letter wasn’t malicious in nature, but then again nether was his father at first glance.

A Resentful Cynic Ch 4: Revenge of the Malled by ST91
Okay, I have finished, how far are you? " Andrea Hecuba asked as she put in an envelope an essay on French literature that would have earn her tens of bucks.

Runaway Daria: Fallout Lawndale Edition (Parts 1-10) by Vukodlak.
Daria ran through the wastes tears in the eyes. Her family didn't want her she was nothing but a burden. So she ran from the arguing and the screaming all about her. When her father left that night it was the last straw she grabbed what clothes and food she could carry and ran. She'd heard stories of a place called Little Lamplight where orphaned children went. From the map she found Little Lamplight Cavern was some forty miles away she could make it. The night before she'd slept in old gas station she was along the highway now with lots of old cars and vehicles to hide in.

Sexy Daria: Lab Lockdown Sex by Shiva.
 “Skylar sweetie,” Daria said through clenched teeth and a painted smile, “Your parents are nice and all but how do you put up with these parties?”

Rude Awakening Ep. 11: Sucks To Be Them! by DIsaac
(WHUB LOBBY – DAY)

(The show opens with Kevin walking into work when he notices the new janitor)

KEVIN:
What the heck? Where's Scruffy? I know everyone here.... Who is he?

Iron Chef: Stacy Never Joined the Fashion Club by Shiva. 
Born out a snippet of comments in another IC, what if Sandi Griffin never recruited Stacy Rowe for the Fashion Club when she founded it?

Iron Chef: There Never Was a Fashion Club by Wassersauefer. 
What if the Fashion Club never existed? What would our favorite fashionistas do? Would they even be friends?

Twin Tracks (to Ch.2, part 2) by oni.  
She felt warmth wrapped up against her as she, Stacy Rowe, came back to the waking world. Slowly opening her eyes, she saw that it wasn’t her room that she woke up in. ‘That’s right; Sandi and I left The Zon last night and came back to her place. Everyone was asleep when we came in,’ Stacy thought back to herself. ‘After that we went upstairs and…’ Just then she heard a yawn come from her girlfriend, who was spooning up against her, and slowly woke up herself. Stacy got a little red when she remembered what happened after that.

Unexpected Hookup: Relative Madness (Parts 1-3) by Shiva.
“Are we sure this is a good idea?” Ronnie whispered jokingly to Daria in an attempt to lighten the mood as they sat down at the Morgendorffer’s formal dining room table.

Uranium in the Drinking Water (through Ch 2.3) by BF110C4
Daria was contemplating how to proceed to the next part of her new book; she knew what was supposed to happen in the next scene, knew the events that leaded to the scene as well as the consequences that would follow, but for the Tester she couldn’t find a way to describe the scene itself. Frustrated with the attempt she decided to better watch for a while how Jane did the final touches to her latest sculpture with a few carefully applied hits of her hammer on the stone. Sitting alongside her Quinn was working under the light of a lamp in a new dress, using her thread and needle on the pink fabric to great effect.

Iron Chef: What's Wrong With A Little Time Travel? by Doggieboy
The four girls sat at the lunch table, confident that they would be alone for their meal and conversation. Considering that three of them were members of Lawndale High’s ferocious field hockey team and the fourth rumored to be a witch of unknown (and highly rumored) powers, that was a given.

The 180 Degree Turn, Ch. 2: Four Lines, No Waiting (Parts 1-5).  by Walter Kovaks.  
"Boy, isn't it amazing what you can do with oatmeal?!" exclaimed a happy Jake while he read a book titled "Recipes of Scotland" on his e-reader. "You know, I wonder if there's a place that sells haggis in town"