Monday, November 26, 2012

Here's Looking at You, Kiddo

Daria and Trent shippers (boo!) can rejoice at this alter ego, portraying the duo as Rick and Ilsa from the movie Casablanca. Starring Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman, the film premiered on this day in 1942.

Today is also Cyber Monday, which the Fashion Club will most likely be participating in--if they can get over their fear of appearing to be (ugh!) computer geeks.

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Thursday, November 22, 2012

Celebrating a Lot of Screwed Up Family Problems and Getting Depressed by the End of the Day

Happy Thanksgiving! Daria is thankful she finally has something to eat that isn't frozen lasagna. I'm thankful for fanfic, so here's a list of Thanksgiving stories that you may enjoy:

Monday, November 19, 2012

Lousy MEN!

Today is International Men's Day, which is probably Ms. Barch's least favorite holiday of all time. I'm not sure how the day should be celebrated, but I suspect it may involve beer.

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Thursday, November 15, 2012


Today is National Clean Out Your Fridge Day, so get cleaning! Perhaps you need to make room for Thanksgiving leftovers, or maybe you're just tired of that really funky smell that might be rotten eggs or possibly rancid meat but you just aren't sure. Either way, scrub off that stuff that might be cherry soda while you're at it.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2012


Today is National Young Readers Day, and Young Daria is celebrating by--well, you can put that one together yourself. Let's try to be quiet as we share the latest fandom news, so we don't disturb her concentration.

Thursday, November 8, 2012

"Well, if I can't say Sandi Griffin's Dracula, why does Brad Stoker get to say Brad Stoker's Dracula?"

It's a double birthday blog post today, because both Bram Stoker and Margaret Mitchell were born on this day in 1847 and 1900. Stoker, of course, is the author of Dracula--although Sandi would like to lay claim to the story as well. Mitchell wrote Gone with the Wind, which not only inspired a couple of alter egos and a line in "I Don't" (Jane's "Oh, Scarlett, you grow lovelier by the day!"), but the film also featured heavily in "Aunt Nauseam."

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Monday, November 5, 2012

Remember, Remember....

Today is Bonfire Night, to which Guy Fawkes Day would say "Bollocks!" Then again, that's his response to everything. To those who celebrate the day, have fun!

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Sunday, November 4, 2012

Fall Back Fan Fiction

Fanfiction catchup time again.

Mack the Esteemer (I - XIV: 10/22/12) by Shiva
Going back to school that Monday was a dramatic shift from how she had been treated just that last week before.

The Adventures of Nurse Goodnsexy (updated 10/23/12) by Shiva

A Cross-Dimensional Trip Without Chinese Food by PreCambrianStudios
"So," said Jane. "Please remind me how you dragged me here."

Twin Tracks (chapter 3, part 3) by oni
Linda looked in doubt at the movies listed.  “Sandi… it was a nice idea for the four of us to go to the movies but I don’t think there’s any movie that we could agree on.  Look,” she pointed to the third movie down at the listings above the ticket stand, “That’s the only movie listed that looks remotely interesting to me.”  Looking behind her at Sam and Chris, who at the moment looked bored out of their minds, she said, “Can you really see those two sitting through ‘The Family Man’?”

The Summer Back (Pt. 2) by Shiva
As an old Thundercats episode played on the TV set, Daria waved to Jane as she came into Daria’s room, the infamous padded cell.

Costumes and Candy by mmmdraco
Jane sat down on her bed next to Daria and sighed. "Halloween crept up on me this year. I don't know if I have the energy to make a costume this time. Maybe I'll just go to that costume store that opened up just outside of town. You wanna come with?"

Rude Awakening Ep 11: Sucks To Be Them! (9) 10/26/12  by DIsaac
JANE: So, Sandi... Where's your Mom at?

A Fistful of Scarletts (Part 5) by Aloysius
The punkiverse Scarlett felt the gaze of the magazine publisher as it roamed over her body and repressed the impulse to shudder, or to gag.

Curing Jealousy (Pt 15) by Shiva
They spotted Helen Morgendorffer’s SUV in the driveway as Sandro pulled up in front of the house.

ARC Ch.5 A little break and then full speed ahead P.4 by ST91
That morning Jane and Andrea were looking forward to the history lesson with great trepidation, it was going to be a wonderful show and since they did not want to miss a moment, they sat in the front row.

Fallen off the Cliff by Shiva
She pulled up in one of her parent's cars, dressed in a plain white T-shirt, a Kevlar vest, a gun belt, several automatics and a duffle bag full of much bigger guns and ammo.

Lawndale and Sandi Griffin’s Genie (Chapter 8 Part 4)  by cfardell_Brenorenz29
The trio were soon escaping the Griffin’s house, using Sam’s bed sheets/blankets as a rope. “Hopefully she doesn’t see,” Quinn said as she climbed out the window first and started abseiling down.

A Different Point of View by januese
I'm trembling.
I just can't stop.

Trilogy: A Tribute to Pharoahe Monch  by Sofa King
Beginning to feel the fatigue of a long day of shopping, Quinn Morgendorffer turns her Hatchback onto Glen Oaks Lane, and she begins her final approach towards home, having spent all of the money and gift cards she’d received for her birthday, earlier in the week. “So, I found out that I got into all three of my safeties,” she explains to her passenger, “but I’m still waiting to hear back from Pepperhill.”

Dylan (Oct 31 update)  by J-D
‘BOOM!  It sounded to Dylan as if a guitar in the basement had exploded. Rod’s nearly completed sculpture collapsed.

Whole Life Ahead of Her by PreCambrianStudios
Hello sweetie. Was your day okay?” asked Helen when Daria walked into the house.

Worldhopper: Ring Shadow (Part 1)  by RLobinske
Seated at a conference table, Foundation Guide Reiko Tsereba gently rubbed the scars on the left side of her face. Reiko said, "Five weeks and still absolutely no sign of Judith. It's as if she'd dropped off the face of the Multiverse. Senior Guide Davis and I have tapped every source at our disposal and have come up with nothing."

Sexy Daria: Sexy Runaway (Pt 6)  by Shiva
“Quinn.” Daria said very flatly, and very coldly once Jane had come back to her room and her younger, unwanted sibling had stepped in behind her.

Burned in Her Mind by PreCambrianStudios
"Get the gurney in there now dammit! We're running out of time!" yelled a fireman to the medics scrambling out of their ambulance.

Daria and Phineas: Big Ideas in Lawndale Part 1 by cfardell_Brenorenz29
Jane Lane opened the door and found her friend, Daria Morgendorffer, waiting. “You’re early, Daria,” she said.

Small Mercies by PreCambrianStudios
She was awake. A bright, blurry white light enveloped her. She felt a sense of warmth, a tingling in her fingers. Daria felt as though she were floating on a white, puffy cloud. I did it. I made it. She tried to sit up, and realized she couldn't. The light was fading.

Glasses and Lipstick(chapter 1 complete) by oni
Helen looked at her daughter while she was unable to bring the words out.  Linda watched her for a few moments, silently savoring the fear she saw in her rival’s face until she looked over at the daughter.  When she witnessed the same look of fear on the daughter’s face, she felt pity.  While looking over at the girl, Linda let out a sad sigh and said, “That’s not your real father in there, honey.”

Rebuilt (V) by El_Dorobo
Daria sat on the bed next to Jodie Landon waiting for the girl to gather her thoughts after they arrived in Jodie’s bedroom. Daria was relieved that the girl’s arm looked remarkably well after four skin grafts, one that had rejected early on had made it a touchy subject according to Mack.

Unexpected Hookup: Relative Madness (Pt 8) by Shiva
As they exited the theater together, Jane tried to answer Jamie’s questions about the movie, and the play Macbeth that it was based on to the best of her ability.

A-Few-Years-Difference (Chapter 12) by Vlora
Daria threw her bag down, falling face first onto her bed. The day had gone slowly, far too slowly for her liking. There had been more work this week, given the usual file jockeys were on leave. This left Daria in Principal Li's office, sorting and filing. The pay was decent, but the work was benign. It was easily the final blow to her sanity, as she switched on her stereo as loudly as she could manage.

 TDJS Ch.3 Kung-fu party . Part 7 by ST91
Charles sighed with boredom.

[QAQA] Crusade: Helen Morgendorffer (COMPLETE) by Lord Yellowtail
Helen clenched her jaw, determinedly biting back the urge to growl and tell the little bigoted slime-ball on the other end of the phone to go fellate an electrical socket.

I Was A Teenage Sex Kitten...(Part 5)  by Erin M
"I cannot believe you did that!" Daria hissed as she and Jane walked down the hallway of the TV station, heading towards Jane's limo.

Down on Her Knees by PreCambrianStudios
Her family walked in, looking uneasy. They had no idea how to feel about what they saw, especially Helen. Here Daria was, restrained by large, leather straps in a hospital bed with nothing to watch or read. Normally, Helen would have gone and started yelling at the doctors and threatening every kind of lawsuit known to man. But knowing what her daughter had tried to do, she could only stare.

Friday, November 2, 2012

"Cheer, cheer, cheer. Yell, yell, yell. Who cares who wins? We're all going to hell."

Today is an important anniversary...for Brittany Taylor. It's the anniversary of cheerleading! Daria is getting into the, er, spirit, in one of her creepier alter egos.

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