I see Joey is enjoying Bagpipe Appreciation Day, but I hope he isn't intending to impress Quinn with those. Bagpipes played well can be lovely, but played by a beginner...well...not so much.
Today is also Threading the Needle Day, so go help Jake out with his mending and piss off a camel at the same time.
- Pat Benatar will no longer sing "Hit Me With Your Best Shot."
- Join in the Mad Libs game: "We are experiencing delays due to ___."
- What if Daria guest starred in a different series?