Daria's getting ready to thank her agent for helping her win one of the Academy Awards being given out tonight, but she'll be disappointed to learn that the Academy doesn't give out awards for dazzling academic achievement in the face of near-total misanthropy. Maybe next year, Daria!
Today is also Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day, so while Daria's in front of the microphone she might favor us with a rendition of "Well, Bust My Legs and Call Me Shorty." Go ahead, Daria! Win that CMA!
- docforbin posted a new Iron Chef: Commercial parodies.
- Vote in the Celebrity Deathmatch poll between Magilla Gorilla and Grape Ape.
- R.I.P., Taylor Hawkins.