"...Nothing."

The Lanes are totally into Look in the Back of Your Refrigerator Day, but I wouldn't look too closely if I were them. That red stuff might be cranberry juice...but then again it might not.

If you find anything particularly pungent in your fridge, you could use it to stir up some trouble tonight. It's Mischief Night, and I'm sure Halloween will be out with her friends, plenty of toilet paper, and lots of eggs.

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