Saturday, March 15, 2025
She Probably Should Have Beat Ms. Li Senseless with the Trophy Instead
Daria's all set to wow everyone with one of her awesome pep talks in honor of World Speech Day, but we all know that "pep" isn't actually her strong suit. Still, as long as she recommends eating pizza I think everyone can get behind her words of wisdom.
Let's just hope Kevin and Brittany don't get it into their heads to make a public statement, because that would really put the "dumb" in Dumbstruck Day. At the very least, the audience would be left completely bemused.
Artie, meanwhile, will probably be speaking loud and long about aliens, but that's okay because it's World Contact Day and it's appropriate to talk about aliens...in moderation. Today is not to be confused with a holiday about contact lenses, which Daria would far rather forget about.
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