At Least Her Ears Will Look Cute When the Mob Attacks

Quinn and the Three Js seem pretty happy about Earmuffs Day, but I think the rest of the slowly-starving students feel differently about the subject. Interesting, though, how all of the blame fell on Quinn in spite of Jeffy, Joey, and Jamie being the direct cause of the problem. Wait, did I just defend Quinn? Don't tell Daria.

Fanfic Update!

• Badside Manner (Life After Thirty), by WildDogJJ (COMPLETE!): "Daria is seated in a chair receiving radioactive drugs through an IV drip. She's fully recovered from her surgery and is undergoing chemotherapy. Quinn is sitting next to her. 'How are you feeling, sis?'" (Part 2) (Part 3)


• Is It Cheating Yet?, by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "Tom had been at the local indie cinema catching the Haneke matinee when everyone called, so it was three hours before the first message got through: Daria, calling literally the minute after he turned his phone back on. 'Are you alright?'"


• Life Is A Four-Letter Word, by YouthofOz (COMPLETE!): "Once Sandi was 'conscious' (for want of a better word) Chris went to work bandaging her hand." (Part 16) (Part 17) (Part 18)


• Love Drunk (Life After Thirty), by WildDogJJ (part 1): "Sandi and her girlfriend, Lisa, are on a dinner date at a fancy restaurant. Sandi is especially invested in this relationship since this is the first time in a long time that her life has been going right."


• No Rain, by Lady Evil (part 38): "'So, Red is back to irritating me,' Trent said on his show."


• Quin, the talking Dog (formerly Talking dog?), by OzFerret (part 2): "The girl and the collie sat in silence, lost in their own thoughts. Eventually the collie spoke, 'Do we tell him?'"


• Three Devils, by atiyatortilla (part 3): "Jane's two-bedroom apartment was located a few blocks away from Pizza King, right above Axl's Piercing Parlor. Axl was good friends with Trent and so he'd worked out a deal with her; she got the place for dirt cheap."


• Together, by atiyatortilla (part 3): "Cranberry Commons was Elsie's least favorite shopping center to visit but it was the one place where she was free from pressure."


• Unnamed story (LLH Short Entries #2), by Roentgen (part 176): "Chapter One was suited up and in an unhappy mood. Daria and Jamie appeared to have picked up a case of the flu, and even though they were both in uniform, each was temporarily confined to quarters and required to wear surgical masks (de rigueur in Nipponese society for anyone who was remotely ill and moving around others.)"


• You Want It Darker, by LSM (part 7): "'So, long story short is I see her on Tuesday. Apparently she's good but I'll see. I've been let down before. Maybe I was the let down.'"