Just Don't Fight the Dip!

Kevin and Brittany are well-stocked for National Snack Day, especially because they have both flat and ridgy chips! Just don't mix them up. It could, I don't know, cause some kind of chain reaction that would kill us all? Brittany seemed to think so, anyway.

I suppose it's a good idea to err on the side of caution, what with it being National Safety Day. Kevin knows all about that, thanks to his brief stint as a grade school safety lecturer. Safety's cool!

Fanfic Update!

• Breaking Balmora, by welltemperedclavier (part 1): "A single lock of blond hair fell down on Jeval’s brow, just a little left of center. He zeroed in on it, seeing his black eyes reflected back at him in his mom’s polished brass mirror."


• Commitment, by wilddogjj (COMPLETE!): "Two of Quinn's triplet sons were seated in Ms. Duveau's 4th-grade class while the third, Timmy, stood in front of the class giving an oral report. On the chalkboard was the subject of these reports: the person I admire the most." (Part 2) (Part 3)


• Her Last Words, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (part 59): "All that Daria Morgendorffer knew was that those could very well be the last moments of her life."


• Purple Sweater, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (parts 1 and 2): "Life flowed just as usual at the sleepy town of Lawndale, with its cold afternoons and the starry nights, a place where it really seemed that nothing out of the ordinary would ever alter the gray and peaceful lives of those that lived there." (Part 2)