Let's See Those Pearly Whites!

I don't think Mr. DeMartino (or, more accurately, Metal Mouth) is having a very good Dentists Day but that's probably because I strongly suspect Mr. O'Neill is not actually qualified to practice dentistry. His speeches would make a pretty good general anasthetic, though.

Let's hope your teeth are in good condition, because it's National Frozen Food Day and you'll want to be able to chew that food! Of course, you could always cook the food instead of trying to bite into solid ice, but where's the fun in that? Three guesses as to which frozen food the Morgendorffers will be eating, and the first two don't count.

Finally, I would suggest that we wish Brian a happy National Brian Day, but neither Daria character named Brian really deserves to have a good day. We've got Brian Taylor the animal torturer or Brian Danielson the slimy husband of Erin. Thanks but no thanks.

Fanfic Update!

• The Betrothed, by easmith (parts 17 and 18): "The sky outside Tíra was a solid silver gray, with only the slightest variegations showing that the shade resulted from a solid covering of clouds and not some metal dome stretched over the mountain." (Part 18)


• Spider Quinn 07: Ashes to Ashes, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 3): "She looked at the time: 11:34. That was quite late. She switched off the light and then opened the door rather slowly so as to not make a sound."


• This is Not America, by ladyevil (COMPLETE!): "'Don’t forget those cum shields she always wears!' snickered Tiffany F. as Tori drew a crude picture on the bathroom wall of Daria giving Mr. O’Neill a blowjob."


• Titanic - A True Story, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (COMPLETE!): "Spring had arrived just as warm and sunny as it often was in that part of the country, with the flowers blooming, the birds flying everywhere and the grass getting greener with every day that passed."