Send In the Economist Clowns!

Mrs. Bennett is really getting into the spirit of American Circus Day, or perhaps she's decided that crazy diagrams aren't confusing enough for her students and is taking an even weirder approach to teaching economics. Either way, I suspect the classroom will be much livelier from now on.

In fact, they might as well forget about the learning and just celebrate World Party Day! If Brittany's parents are out of town then her house is an option, as long as no one minds the lack of jacuzzi.

Finally, if we get some rain (or an almost-but-not-really hurricane) then we could observe Find a Rainbow Day. Kevin's skill at creating rainbows is only matched by his ability to knock doors down with his head.

Fanfic Update!

• Devil Woman, by mystikexplosion (part 1): "In Jane’s room. Daria: ...is it just me, or are they louder than usual?"


• A diverted stream, by HeinousKim (COMPLETE!): "It happened after the hair fiasco, when Daria went to Jane to apologize."


• Homecoming, by davidfalkayn (part 19): "'And so you ended up in our universe.' Boris concluded. 'Yes, Sir.' Angie affirmed, 'As I told you earlier, all Q did was give me a start—a place to live and enough knowledge to get around. Everything else I learned and did on my own.'"