Saturday, September 12, 2026

Back the Blue? More Like Black and Blue.


It seems that Upchuck has chosen exactly the wrong way to celebrate National Police Woman Day, but I'm sure it will be very satisfying for the officers. It's hard not to enjoy his upcoming bit of comeuppance.

On a more positive note, today is also National Day of Encouragement! So, uh, good job on whatever it is you're doing right now! You're doing great! Just don't use Helen's technique: "We tell you over and over again that you're wonderful and you just...don't...get it! What's wrong with you?!"

I suppose Daria will want to boot up Cannibal Fragfest Whatever Number They'd Be Up To By Now in honor of National Video Games Day, and you should enjoy your digital pasttime of choice as well! Ted will likely play some VR games, assuming he ever left the last one he started.

Fanfic Update!
  • Absinthe, by MyOwnName (COMPLETE!): "It isn’t that I hate you, it’s just I don’t love you."

  • Anger Mismanagement, by WildDogJJ (COMPLETE!): "Quinn’s husband, Jim Carbone, exited the kitchen with a freshly brewed coffee in his hand. As he did so, he looked at his watch." (Part 2) (Part 3)

  • Double Helix, by Pain-Jam-Cookie (part 1): "Jane always looked down. Daria never looked back up. Daria had no idea what she was missing."

  • Shaken, by JoeMerl (COMPLETE!): "'I hate you so much,' Daria said. The cursor on her computer continued to blink owlishly. This paper was still two pages too short, and she had completely run out of things to say."

  • Spider Quinn 23 Into Oscorp, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (parts 1 and 2): "SpiderGirl had patrolled that part of Lawndale many times before. But she noticed something new. A building that Oscorp had bought and refurbished was now open." (Part 2)

  • Yesterday Was Better Before We Fixed It, by Teo Grey (TeoGrey), TeoGrey (COMPLETE!): "Greg Haffley had been attending Elmore Junior High for twenty-three days before deciding that history was his enemy. Not history as a subject. History as a concept."

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