Everybody give it up for Al Roker (or his Daria doppelgänger) for National Weatherman's Day! He's trying to warn us all about a potential hurricane, but it's hard to make himself heard over all the singing. Man, given more recent events, Quinn's dismissive "What does science know" sounds less and less funny every day, doesn't it?
- Gazebo, by Saffron Panther (COMPLETE!): "Daria blinked. A hazy stream of white-yellow light ahead of her revealed a stretch of grass emerging from the darkness."