Showing posts with label sir arthur conan doyle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sir arthur conan doyle. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 22, 2019

It's Complimentary, My Dear Mack Daddy!


Happy birthday to Sherlock Holmes creator Arthur Conan Doyle, born on this day in 1859! I don't think MTV could have thought up a less likely alter ego if they'd tried, and that's including the one where Tiffany is a Pokemon.

Today is also the anniversary of Laurence Olivier's birth in 1907, and to celebrate Jamie will perform a dramatic Shakespeare reading. Woe.

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Thursday, May 22, 2014

The Famous QB Detective


In one of the least appropriate alter egos ever, our favorite idiot is portraying the brilliant detective Sherlock Holmes. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, who was born on this day in 1859, would probably spin in his grave if he saw his most well-known character being portrayed by Kevin. On the other hand, I'm rather enjoying the visual of Kevin Holmes paired with his trusty sidekick Anthony DeWatson as they solve crimes together.

Fanfic Update!
  • Behind the Counter, by NightGoblyn (part 9): "'We're working on Christmas?' Daria asked, glaring at the schedule pinned up over the desk in the back."

  • Credence, by Astrocar82 (part 12): "Quinn's rush out of the house lead her away to nowhere. Her movement was almost automatic with her consciousness too consumed with her thoughts to give physical destination a second look. So into the night, to somewhere, she plunged."

  • Daria: College Pains Redux, by James the Lesser (part 2): "She walked out of her room with her sleep shirt on. 'Oh, that's Mark Twain right? Or Samuel Clemons, that was his real name. I think.?' Skaz was in the hallway. 'Eep!'"

  • Is This Adulthood?, by Princess_Pasta (parts 7 and 8): "Here as in class, at Bromwell, surrounded by people I couldn't stand. College was supposed to separate you from your high school classmates. Instead, I attended classes with half of Fielding. To make matters worse, it wasn't even the half I could tolerate." (Part 8)

  • Le Saints, by Kuriamo22 (part 1): "She was a few blocks away, and deep in thought when she heard some boisterous drunk sounding talking. She looked up to see three drunk frat boys walking toward her. 'Crap. intoxicated idiots at 12 o'clock.' she thought."

  • Not So Fast (1,001 Deaths of Tom Sloane - Part III), by ognawk (COMPLETE!): "Tom carefully opened the front door of Sloane Manor and peeked out. Convinced the coast was clear, he stepped out and decided to go for a walk."

  • Saint Daria, by Charles RB (parts 1 and 2): "'Now I know it's great leaving Highland at last, you girls are gonna love the new town-- well, maybe not you, Daria, right? Er. But Quinn! Yes, you'll love Lawndale! Hey, let's check the local radio stations, see if they have anything good--'" (Part 2)

  • Summer Wedding, by GingerLove (COMPLETE!): "PREACHER: Do you Daria, take Jesse to be your lawfully wedded husband? DARIA: I do. JESSE: Cool."

  • Unnamed story (IC: Worst Superhero/heroine Ever), by Astrocar82 (COMPLETE!): "'Look, in the sky, it's the Sexy Red!' cried a youth who was being held hostage at a bank."

  • Unnamed story ([Iron Chef – Round Robin – Free For All] Time Loops), by Princess_Pasta and NightGoblyn (parts 14 - 16): "Daria noticed the distinct difference in Jane's voice and she was about to turn around and deliver her line of conversation when something else went amiss." (Part 15 by NightGoblyn) (Part 16 by Wraith)

  • Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Unexplainable Stock Photos), by macross (COMPLETE!): "Daria Morgendorffer trudged up the last flieght of stairs to her floor of the enormous condominium and let out a haggard breath. 'Damn broken elevators, and Tom for picking this complex, and Damn me wanting a unit on the freaking top floor.'"

  • Unnamed story (Iron Chef: Unexplainable Stock Photos), by ognawk (COMPLETE!): "Daria was frantically looking around the kitchen of the Boston apartment she share with Jane, opening cupboards and moving things around in the fridge."

  • Unnamed story (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: No longer in the 1%), by Silver (COMPLETE!): "Daria, Jane and Andrea stared somewhat incredulously at the spectacle before them. It was the car Daria's parents had bought her, a well-battered 1960 DeSoto Adventurer. In honor of getting her license, naturally."

  • Unnamed story (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: No longer in the 1%), by ticknart (COMPLETE!): "The candles had set the mood and the flowers had been tossed in the trash, but flowers were never Daria's thing."

  • Unnamed story (Story challenge - someone catches lice), by NightGoblyn (COMPLETE!): "'As you can see,' Ms. Li said to the assembled members of the Board of Education, 'we have the problem well in hand.'"

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Happy Birthday, Sirs!


Happy birthday to the late Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, born on this day in 1859. Doyle is best known for creating the fictional detective Sherlock Holmes, who was at least a bit smarter than Kevin.

Today is also the anniversary of the birth of Sir Laurence Olivier in 1907. Olivier was considered one of the greatest Shakespearean actors of all time, although apparently Jamie White could now give him a run for his money.

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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

It's, Like, Elemental, My Dear Mack Daddy!


Happy birthday to the late Arthur Conan Doyle, born on this day in 1859! Doyle is best known for creating the character Sherlock Holmes, a brilliant detective who shares nothing in common with Kevin as far as I can tell. I guess both are adept at converting oxygen to carbon dioxide?

At least two Daria fanfics have paid homage to Sherlock Holmes: Ranger Thorne's A Study in Emerald and M Man's The Adventure of the Chinese Restaurant. If there are more that I'm missing, please do share them in the comments!

Fanfic Update!
  • All That Remains Is Cold, by Shiva (part 2): "Garrett and Ester gave each other polite hellos but after that Garrett excused himself but managed to catch Luhrman’s attention with a raised eyebrow and a wink before departing. 'Let me guess, one of the guys on the football team, right?' 'Yup, and several other sports,' Luhrman replied, 'But I don’t feel like listing them.' 'Or thinking about them at all.' Ester replied in turn, and earning a small smile from Luhrman."

  • At the Crossroads...(Chapter 10), by oni (part 1): "Slanting her eyebrows, Sandi looked at Quinn questionably. 'Gee, I don’t know Quinn,' Sandi started, trying to be nice about it. 'Are you sure that there isn’t anything else on?' Quinn let out a sigh before saying, 'Sandi, if this is your way of getting me to put Sick Sad World on, then think again.'"

  • Blessings of the Moon -- Chapter 3, by Fhujeth_x (COMPLETE!): "Stacy shot out of bed, nervously running towards the downstairs. A dream? It was a dream. It felt so real. Was it real? Every ounce of her body was shaking cold as she nearly fell down the stairs in panic, winding up in her kitchen. 'Mom?!' She shouted, staring at her mother who was sitting so quietly at the table, staring out the window towards the back yard, 'Oh, I am so glad you're okay, I had a horrible dream!!'"

  • Blessings of the Moon -- Chapter 4, by Fhujeth_x (part 1): "Nervously, Stacy looked at Sandi, then at Quinn and Tiffany, then back at Sandi, hoping the other two girls might support the 'Omega' of the group, 'But Sandi, it's really important...' She held up her hands, 'Look...'"

  • The Cynic Perspective (IC: The DeMartino's), by OverlordMikey (COMPLETE!): "Kevin sat alone in his room trying to write something. At least that’s how I think it happened. I would find him dead; he had hung himself. It was less than pleasant, but people need to know this."

  • Daria: This Time with Attitude, by Greystar (COMPLETE!): "Jake - Girls, I just want you to know your mother and I realize it's not easy moving to a whole new town -- especially for you, Daria, right? Daria - Did we move? (opens one eye and looks around) Well, I’ll be damned. We moved."

  • Ethan Yeager in Lawndale: Ch 5 Alien Laser Dance Party!, by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "'There was a lot of weirdness today,' Josh said to Ethan as they reached the front door of the Yeager residence, 'But I hope that the worst is over now.' 'I wouldn’t count on it.' Ethan replied as he found the right key on his chain and unlocked the door and they entered and quickly ran into two people that they never thought to see at Ethan Yeager’s home. Tom and Elsie Sloane, both with small suitcases and sleeping bags." (Part 5) (Part 6)

  • How do you Judge a Problem like Amelia?, by Charles RB (part 4): "'You have to stop them faster than this or they’ll be able to regroup and scorch your world!' screamed Amelia, firing headshots at every foe she saw. 'And if they see me – if Judith hears I’m-' 'We’re doing as fast as we can with the army we –' Amy This stopped. 'Idea. Control, this’ This, I have urgent intel and a strategic suggestion!'"

  • In a Blink of an Eye, by OverlordMikey (COMPLETE!): "Why did she agree to this? Lunch with her ex! Timothy thinks it’s to face inner demons, but no: she wanted to see the worm crawling. She needed to validate her much better off she was without a man. That Timothy was a women at heart."

  • Lawndale School of Magic Part Three: Modeling, by Reven384 (parts 1 and 2): "She fingered the compact in her pocket. It provided the perfect cover. After all no one would believe she had any desire to get on a cruise boat otherwise. She smiled as Brittany and Kevin followed her. They wouldn't mind missing a day of school." (Part 2)

  • Obey Ms. Li! (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: The Morning After), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "Angela Li glared down at the pathetic figure groveling before her, she had forced her to wear a dog collar, a leash (which she was holding), skimpy pink speedos, and had just forced her to lick dog crap off of her shoes."

  • Playing Both Sides (Scenes no Daria Fanfic should ever have-Now Springtime Fresh), by Walter Kovacs (COMPLETE!): "Kevin - (sings) Seventy eight bottles of beer on the wall, seventy eight bottles of beer! If one of those bottles should happen to fall, seventy-seven bottles of..."

  • A Resentful Cynic Ch. 3 The curse of Middleton, by ST91 (part 4): "'Well I could go with Jane and Andrea to visit the Lawndale State...' 'Uh-huh.' Helen said, distracted by her work. '...Or we could all go together in Boston.' She said, feigning innocence to perfection. 'WHAT?' Shouted Helen suddenly very focused on the discussion. Boston for her meant only one thing. Amy."

  • The Secret Life of Penny Lane: The New Partner, by 11tee (part 2): "Jodie chuckled as she stated, 'I lived in Louisiana for a couple years pursuing my Masters. I actually LIKE hot and sticky. I don't mind sweating.' 'Good. Where we're going in twenty hours is like that: hot and sticky.' 'Twenty hours? What?' Jodie exclaimed. 'Twenty hours. I hope you pack fast. Besides, where we're going, you could always go primitive. The natives do.' The look on Penny's face indicated she was not stranger to living 'primitive'."

  • The Secret to Happiness (Scenes no Daria Fanfic should ever have-Now Springtime Fresh), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "'Wakey, wakey, eggs and bacey...' Two twin eerily happy voices sang as Daria Morgendorffer slowly came back to concusses. Her blurry eyes were unable to focus on the two figures that were standing above her, until one of them was kind enough to place her glasses on her face, bringing back focus."

  • Snap Decision (IC: Daria and Jane:Enemies at first sight), by NapalmKracken (COMPLETE!): "'He doesn't know what it means. He's got the whole course memorized.' Daria turned slightly and looked at the raven haired girl. She was alternative and seemed friendly enough. Great, and now one of them wants to engage me in conversation."

  • Unnamed story (Amelia in Lawndale), by ThanatosRW (COMPLETE!): "Stacy was surprised to find someone else already hiding in the bush. At first, she thought it was one of Quinn's many boy toys, but was surprised to find it was a girl. Stacy knew she had seen her somewhere around Lawndale high, but just couldn't remember where."

  • Unnamed story (IC: Daria and Jane:Enemies at first sight), by Greystar (COMPLETE!): "'Lane,' Daria read off of the mail box as she walked with Jane up to her new friend's house. 'Wait a second, you wouldn't be related to an Agustus Lane, would you? Lived around eighteen ten to about eighteen sixty five?'"

  • Unnamed story (IC: Daria and Jane:Enemies at first sight), by Vukodlak (COMPLETE!): "'I kissed your boyfriend I kissed Tom.' Daria smirked maliciously. 'Then we did a whole lot more and have been for a past week.'"

  • Unnamed story (Scenes no Daria Fanfic should ever have-Now Springtime Fresh), by BrownEyedBagel (COMPLETE!): "Angila (Drunk) :'You know what? F*ck Lawndale High....'"

  • Unnamed story (Scenes no Daria Fanfic should ever have-Now Springtime Fresh), by DeacBlue (COMPLETE!): "'Damn!' Daria said as she looked at the large marinara stain, over multiple articles of clothing. 'And that's my last clean set.'"

  • Unnamed story (Scenes no Daria Fanfic should ever have-Now Springtime Fresh), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "Daria Morgendorffer smiled at the sleeping figures on her bedroom floor, the celebration of her graduation had been incredible."

  • Unnamed story (Scenes no Daria fanfic should have: The Morning After), by Reven384 (COMPLETE!): "Quinn was wrapped tight in Stacy's embrace. Stacy was stroking her face and Quinn did her best to hide her fear as the TV blared in the background. 'How are you doing honey?' Stacy asked."

  • The Wake, by OverlordMikey (part 2): "Daria slept; all the while dreams of Lawndale flowed through her head. She dreamt she was singing with everyone after a hurricane. It was both wonderful and confusing at the same time. She wished she could have stayed, but bitter reality reared it’s ugly head. Her eyes popped open and sitting beside her on a chair was Trent. He was looking somewhat less Trent-like with his lack of chin hair and a mustache, but he was a familiar presence in what was a strange world."


Sunday, May 22, 2011

Elementary, My Dear QB!


Happy birthday to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, born on this day in 1859 and creator of the literary character Sherlock Holmes. There have been at least a couple of Daria/Sherlock Holmes crossover fics out there, including Ranger Thorne's A Study in Emerald and M Man's The Adventure of the Chinese Restaurant. There might be more, but my Google-Fu is weak today and I haven't been able to track them down. Post in the comments if you know of any others, and in the meantime I'll share the latest fanfic update:
  • The First 24, by LadieT (COMPLETE!): "'Can I come in?' Daria's voice sounded tired through the door. Jane got up and opened the door. Daria stepped into the room, grabbed the desk chair and moved it next to Jane's bed. Jane sat back down and the two stared at each other in silence. Jane reached out and took Daria's hand in hers. Daria was going to pull her hand back at first, but relented and allowed it to stay in the raven-haired woman's firm, but gentle grip. 'I don't want to be some sort of experimental or rebound thing for you,' Daria whispered."

  • Lawndale and Sandi Griffin's Genie, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 4): "Joey had an idea. 'See if you can distract them whilst I try to look at what information she has.' 'How?' Tiffany asked. 'Do whatever you do to distract Sandi. Ask them if you look fat or something,' Joey said. 'Do I look fat?' 'You don't look fat,' Joey said, as he tried to approach the computers. Tiffany gulped, and then went into distraction mode; 'Ms. Li-i, does this zero gravity make me look fat?'"

  • LLH Alternate Future - 08 - Get Real, by psychotol (COMPLETE!): "'I guess that means Pat won't have as highly evolved a game plan as he'd have against the rest of us.' 'He's free world, I'm rabbit.' Said Daria. 'Huh?' asked Dawn. 'Trust me.' Replied Daria."

  • Not So Different 26: Magic Eightball, by J-D (COMPLETE!): "Sonny stood up. 'I'm going home. Maybe the change of surroundings will stimulate my thought processes. Maybe the walk will clear my head. Or maybe I'll get really lucky and a drunk driver will jump the kerb and hospitalise me for long enough that I don't have to finish this assignment. At least if I get out of here my creative block can't jinx your painting.' 'Yeah, I might get so lucky that a meteor smashes through the window and my skull, splattering my brains over the canvas to create the greatest work of art ever seen.' 'Thanks for trying to cheer me up.'"

  • Not So Different 27: Re-Envisioning, by J-D (COMPLETE!): "Sonny perched on the edge of the bed. 'I don't actually need any help. I just wanted a simple opinion ...' Quinn seemed not to hear. 'First of all we have to think about choice of colour. But once you've started you can always add options. Maybe you'd prefer to start with clear lenses, which would draw less attention to begin with.' Sonny half rose. 'Thanks, Quinn, really, but I think I can ...' 'Once we see what your new face looks like, we can think about how to change your hair to frame it ... from there we'd move to new clothes ...' Sonny bolted."

  • Parts of a (Bung)Hole, by RX-87 (parts 3 and 4): "That rational part of her was just a voice in the distance now, grousing about somebody noticing the marks on Beavis, about security cameras, about her future or lack thereof. Was it really worth it? 'I am so fired.' Jane said in her most blase voice to her otherwise empty apartment. Yes, strangely it had been." (Part 4)

  • Questions Asked Questions Answered & Pizza w/ Jane Ch 4, by Lord Yellowtail (part 2): "For the briefest moment, she imagined Emperor Palpatine with the Columbian Coffee Guy’s donkey and a steaming mug of some unpronounceable preppy coffee drink, and thought it’d be quite a funny picture if she knew someone who could draw it. Then she blinked and crushed the thought at her best speed, a slight snarl briefly crossing her features."

  • Rude Awakening Ep 5: Switching Formats, by DIsaac (part 5): "MACK: I'll try not to interrupt you, Daria. DARIA: Thanks, Mack. Jane, can you make the same promise? JANE: (laughs): You know you are telling a Lane to keep herself in order. Daria, A Lane and order doesn't go together at all. It's a complete shock that I have a STEADY job at all."

  • Save the Last Trance for Me, by jtranser: "The loathsome monstrosity that once was Kevin, slowly writhed its way up onto the beach until it came up to Brittany. Shrugging its lime green psuedopods, it squaveled itself erect, rippled its thoracic plates and spoke: 'Yo, Brit, check out my pecs, Babe.'"


Also, updates may be a bit sporadic over the next week or so as I will be out of town until Memorial Day. I'll still post when I can, though!

Friday, May 22, 2009

"Elementary, my dear Jane."

And now we come to an extraordinarily relevant holiday: the 150th anniversary of the birth of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, creator of Sherlock Holmes.

This day is important to our fandom and indeed to all media fandoms because Sherlock Holmes was the first major subject of fanfiction and fan clubs in modern times. Loads of people have written about him, professionally and otherwise. Non-canonical works written about him could fill libraries. Fan speculation about him has been rampant since his name first appeared in print. If you think this fandom is loony and overboard, have a good look at Sherlock's. Or, for that matter, Doctor Who's or Harry Potter's or Star Trek's. We're practically boring in comparison.

The difference, of course, is that you can make a ton of money writing about Sherlock Holmes because the copyright on him has expired. He's public domain, and everyone wants him. Daria.... um, well, has somewhat less of a public standing, but at least her copyright is airtight. We write about her for fun, not for profit, which I for one think is a damn good thing. Getting paid for your hobby sucks all the life out of it.

Have there been Daria/Sherlock Holmes crossovers? MMan did one recently, an excellent little tale called "The Adventure of the Chinese Restaurant," but that's the only one. Lots of fanfics use the name "Sherlock" in a derisive manner, and a number have Daria or Jane utter lines like, "Elementary, my dear Watson." And in "Look Back in Annoyance," Jane asks Daria, "Did you mean Holmes like Sherlock or homes like 'Yo, yo, yo, what up, homes?'" Plus, we do have these nice alter egos, the Daria one from the Sick, Sad Life Planner and Kevin from Daria's Inferno. I haven't checked yet for fan art.

Relax and read some Sherlock Holmes today for fun. Think about how great it was that Sherlock Holmes helped make being smart look cool. Daria's right there with him, carrying on the great tradition.

PPMB
  • John Lane 40: Starry Eyes Open, by Richard Lobinske (Part 3): "I need real jewelry for the ball, not costume. Even I'm not going to push Mom's gold card that far. I'll have to get a dress that matches the good jewelry I already have." "If you say so," Sandi said. "I really like the color," Stacy said. "I say go with it." "Yeah," Tiffany said. "Nobody wears coral the way you do."
  • Rings and Things That Cannot Go Together, by Ranger Thorne (continued): The star system was a young one, with a star that was just settling down after coming to light for the first time. Light from it would not reach Earth for thousands of years. A single ring of debris leftover from the star’s formation circled it from just inside the zone where liquid water could exist. A green ball of energy suddenly appeared within the ring and began to draw the contents of the ring to it. A few seconds later a second ball appeared on the far side of the solar system. Within a few minutes almost a dozen were sucking in the contents of the ring.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

"It's like elementary school, Bro! I mean, Watson!"

A mere 149 years ago, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was born, he who gave us one of the greatest fictional icons ever: Hello Kitty, star of such immortal works as Kitty of the Baskervilles, A Kitty in Bohemia, and The Adventure of the Speckled Kitty. Classic literature indeed.

I was going to do a fanfic update here, but I've decided to work on the next chapter of my Doc Holliday story instead, in hopes of posting it sometime before A.D. 2050. More later!

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Did you mean Holmes like Sherlock, or homes like 'yo, yo, yo, what up, homes'?

—Jane Lane, "Look Back in Annoyance"