Why Is Tom So Sad?
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26 comments:
"I'm feeling unloved... why do the fans hate me so?"
He's disappointed that he was only able to fit three dead hookers in the trunk. The salesman had promised five, easy.
"Man, I wish I could be an actual character in the show instead of a plot point pretending to be a character."
When is someone going to write some good Tom/Rock-N-Roll Randy slash?
"Why can't I be as awesome and wonderful as that pearl of humanity, Finn Morgendorffer?"
"Three points off my license just because I ran over my sister. This sucks ass."
"And I'm never going to get those blood spots off my car."
Why does my sister Tammy have to be hotter then me..... And why is she kissing by girlfriend...........
"Dad stole all my Viagra."
"I guess they meant it in the ads when when they said, 'get immediate medical attention if you have an erection that lasts more than four hours.'"
"Why can't the fans just leave me be?" That, or, "Why the hell did I invest all my money in real state before the bubble collapsed?"
"Listen to the mandolin rain
Listen to the music on the lake
Oh, listen to my heart break
Every time she runs away
Oh, listen to the banjo wind
A sad song drifting low
Listen to the tears roll
Down my face as she turns to go"
"I wish all those cross-universal Janes would stop making out in the back seat of my car. It steams up the windows so much I can't see anything inside."
"Sad face.
Happy face.
Sad face.
Happy face.
. . .
Sad face."
"Lost Jane... lost Daria... thank goodness these pocket have holes in them. Look sad, don't smile... yeah, choke that trouser snake, Young Master Thomas!"
"I miss my Daria Real Doll."
"I miss my Daria Real Doll. Now Dad's got both her and my Viagra. Guess it's back to the Elsie Real Doll."
"I can't believe mom and dad are getting divorced. Should I stick with Sloane, or switch to mom's maiden name?
Hmm . . . Tom Sherman.
It might work."
"I can't believe I don't have herpes yet."
"I can't believe it's not butter."
People are tired of Daria/Jane slash?
I fantasize about those two making out every night. Does that mean there's something wrong with me?
Tom: "I fantasize about those two making out every night. Does that mean there's something wrong with me?"
hhh I meant for that to have quotes... Tom said that, not me... I personally don't have fantasies about barely legal, sarcastic, brainy and artsy animated chicks engaged in hot, steamy sapphic acts every night... nope, not me...
Umm...
Yeah...
Tom: "I personally don't have fantasies about barely legal, sarcastic, brainy and artsy animated chicks engaged in hot, steamy sapphic acts every night... nope, not me... umm... yeah..."
"Maybe she's right... maybe the negative, which is the nothingness of being and the annihilating power both together, IS nothingness... I really need to get laid."
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