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It's Creative Ice Cream Flavors Day! Bro and QB have whipped up some Firstdown Fudge for the occasion, but what flavors can you come up with for other Daria characters? Perhaps some Criminale Crunch for Max? Or maybe Cinnamon Cynic for Daria? Post your ideas in the comments!

Fanfic Update!

• Adrianople (Iron Chef: Shockfest 2007!), by SacredDust (COMPLETE!): "'We're having so much fun, aren't we Quinn?' little Tad Gupty asked with a twinkle in his eye. 'Yes! Don't you wish you could babysit us forever and ever?' added his big sister Tricia. Quinn didn't respond. She was rooted to the living room couch, staring blankly at the wall."


• Black Cloaks of Lawndale, by Waylander (part 11): "Trent said gravely, 'We'll have to sell the kiln.' 'No!' Jane didn't want to part with the kiln. Not because she could sell pottery to raise some money. The kiln was the last piece of their mother left."


• Boiling Point (Iron Chef: Unusual Superpowers), by BF110C4 (COMPLETE!): "Daria realized she was different from an earlier age. Not different as 'freaky girl who stays in a corner reading books' different but more like 'freaky monster who should be drowned in a river' different."


• A Bro Gets Boob-ed! (IC: Tom Sloane, Lax Bro TAKEDOWN!), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "Daria wasn't sure what was worse about being at Fielding Prep, having to deal with the insane and snobby faculty, the even more crazy and snobby students, or the fact that her custom made school uniform, whatever it's conservative intent, looked like what pornstars and hookers thought schoolgirls wore."


• The Dale of Lawn, by Wassersauefer (parts 14 and 15): "That was one of the main reasons why the Archmage was so powerful, Daria had realized a long time ago. Since he was in control of a demonic castle, such creatures and those corrupted by them were easily lured into his services, as he was playing to their advantages of taking hold in this world, making it easier for him to summon whole broods of the creatures." (Part 15)


• Daria, 38MMM, by Shiva (parts 1 and 2): "As Jake drove in his brand new Lexus down the main drag towards his daughter's new school, he was giving them nice, soothing, comforting words to ease the transition." (Part 2)


• Daria and Jane: On the Supreme Court's Decision on Prop 8 (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: MY EYES THEY BURN!!), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "Daria: 'So you heard the news?'"


• Daria - Double Down, by neonhomer (part 44): "Monday at school, and Daria was walking the halls by herself. She left the house early, to avoid Jane. She had already been to her locker, picked up her books for her first few classes, and then headed to the library."


• Darius Taylor, by Shiva (part 12): "Time seemed to speed up for Darius Taylor, even with the worry eating away at his insides over the now looming threat of the Morgendorffer's discovering him. Things were happening that let him put that worry on the backburner."


• Drastic Times (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: MY EYES THEY BURN!!), by breitasparrow (COMPLETE!): "The next day, Daria and Jane walked onto the school campus to find a man in his thirties with slicked-back hair and a scruffy face standing in front of the front entrance, wearing a black duster and thick sunglasses."


• Dylan, by J-D (part 22b and 22c): "He didn't want to think of anybody as 'cuddly'. The previous night, for example … He looked at his sketching hand and saw that it had turned a blotchy red." (Part 22c)


• Ewww (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: MY EYES THEY BURN!!), by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "'Mafalda,' cooed Quinn, tickling her young niece. 'Mafaaaaaaald-- EWWWW! Daria, your baby just puked on me again!!'"


• GLaDOMELIA (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: MY EYES THEY BURN!!), by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "'Congratulations. You have completed the test. The broken, easy test.'"


• Identity Crisis, by Smijey (part 2): "Archie woke up gasping, in the grip of a cold sweat. It was that dream again."


• Lawndale and Sandi Griffin's Genie (Chapter 8), by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 10): "However, as Stacy was still hyperventilating, Daria decided to try to comfort her. She tapped her lightly on the shoulder. 'There... There.'"


• Life Isn't A Rehearsal (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: MY EYES THEY BURN!!), by breitasparrow (COMPLETE!): "Daria knew something wasn't right when she woke up in a good mood and an original song implanted in her head."


• Losers No More, by Shiva (part 17): "Time seemed to slow down into bullet time from David's perspective."


• LSD, by PrecambrianStudios (part 7): "'Are we there yet?' Quinn asked Nick as he swiftly led her down the hall. Quinn knew he was quite ahead of her, as the rope that that connected them was rather taut."


• Of All The People That Won't Be Missed, by LongSnakeMoan (part 8): "She strained against the handcuffs that bound her wrists together on her lap, throat hoarse from screaming and exhausted from the struggle."


• Retrograde Boxing, by thecoffeeguru (part 1): "In front of her Daria saw a sea of brake lights come on, heard the screech of tires on asphalt. She jerked the wheel to the right, over correcting. The SUV spun off the road, her front bumper coming into contact with something, throwing Daria to the side. She felt a stabbing pain in her head, then darkness."


• Ride (LLH Mini), by RLobinske (part 2): "'I'd love to be the first one to fly it. After all, it's about time a woman got first shot at a hot, new spacecraft. After all, they wouldn't even give the Mercury Thirteen a chance.'"


• The Rival, by PrecambrianStudios (part 2): "O'Neill glanced at the clock, and seeing that he had time for the last presentation, said, 'Okay, now let's see what Ethan will enlighten us with.'"


• Rude Awakening Ep 13: The Hiring Game, by DIsaac (part 6): "JODIE: We hired two for WHUB. (Alison runs to the couch) ALISON: Do tell. JODIE: We have added Danny Todds."


• She Can't Hear You If You Yell, by SacredDust (COMPLETE!): "Jane was taking it hard. She never let on, of course, but Trent could see it."


• Something (Slightly) Wicked This Way Comes, by macross (parts 1 - 2.5): "'Listen girls, I know it's not easy moving to a new town' he said as he glanced in the rearview mirror at his oldest daughter. 'We moved' she snorted, then went back to listening to her iPod." (Part 2) (Part 2.5)


• This is Awful (I'm Not Kidding......You Aren't Going to Like This. Especially if You're Female) (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: MY EYES THEY BURN!!), by PrecambrianStudios (COMPLETE!): "Daria had finally gotten to the scene she had been wanting to write for a while: the death of Melody's husband." (continued by SinisterExaggerator)


• Tom Sloane, Lax Bro, by Shiva (part 10b): "Having stepped out of the bathroom after a quick break, Mack found himself sitting down on a nearby bench with the last person he had expected to bump into."


• Unnamed story (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: MY EYES THEY BURN!!), by BrownEyedBagel (COMPLETE!): "'Stop the scene.' Tom dropped the terrified expression and had to ask: 'Why? It's just another zombie apocalypse scene. This is easily one of the most bearable additions to the STSNB thread'"


• Unnamed story (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: MY EYES THEY BURN!!), by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "The tannoy system crackled to life. 'Students of Lawndale High, your attention, please.' Li's voice sounded terse and bothered (again)."


• Unnamed story (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: MY EYES THEY BURN!!), by Roentgen (COMPLETE!): "'...it's over, Daria,' Brittany said. 'It's finally over. Now we can get married!'"


• Unnamed story (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: MY EYES THEY BURN!!), by Silver (COMPLETE!): "'Look, if it's me getting killed, it really shouldn't be in this thread. That's all I'm saying.' Tom simply held up his hands in a gesture of placation. In the director's chair, Silver sat back and steepled his fingers."