Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Please Don't Let Her Start Singing....

On this day in 1955, Disneyland opened its doors and began welcoming small children and Super Bowl winners for years to come. Jane seems surprisingly happy in her role as the Disney version of Snow White, but then again she did say she wanted to get a job with Disney in "Look Back in Annoyance." Maybe she's just trying to kiss up.

Fanfic Update!
  • Death Comes to Another Lawndale, by PrecambrianStudios (parts 1 - 3): "John sat up in bed and stretched. He checked his clock and saw that it was time for a shower." (Part 2) (Part 3)

  • Dylan, by J-D (part 23b): "'Congratulations on getting the lead in the play’, Dylan said to Kris. Their father looked up from his dinner. 'What play is that?’"

  • The Fate that Summer Lane Deserved, by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "'Just roll her over, it's how Hendrix died.'"

  • Flush With Love (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: MY EYES THEY BURN!!), by SacredDust (COMPLETE!): "'Pssst.' Jane looked up from the sink where she was washing her hands. 'Psssst! Hey. Over here.'"

  • Great Professor Dario Ch. 1 A fresh start, by ST91 (part 2): "'Come on mom,' said an embarrassed Dario, 'I did not do anything special, it is also for this reason that I came back to live with you, to help you in every possible way.'"

  • How Not to Make a Tequila Sunrise (IC: Todd and Jane Ianuzzi -Takedown), by SinisterExaggerator (COMPLETE!): "He tried in vain to hit back, and Todd was about to knife him in the neck when a grey-tuxedoed man stepped out of the kitchen, irate."

  • The Ianuzzi's Meet the Man and the Boss (IC: Todd and Jane Ianuzzi -Takedown), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "The sun dripped on down all across the New Mexican desert, and in their new disguises Todd and Jane Ianuzzi lapped up the heat, the latest Daft Punk single blasting out of the truck they stole from that guy they killed on their way out of Highland."

  • I'm ACTUALLY the craziest of them all (IC: Todd and Jane Ianuzzi -Takedown), by DIsaac (COMPLETE!): "I knew they faked their death when I heard the news and I knew where they were coming too. You see Tom wasn't the only guy me and Jane shared. little did Little Janey know. I was her."

  • I'm Tagging With the Band: Meeting Daria, by Shiva (part 4): "It had only been half an hour, but to Amy it felt like days. 'Well it isn't everyday that you fall face-first into a rabbit hole Amy.' A bemused voice whispered in the corner of her mind."

  • In the Executive Suite After Dark... (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: MY EYES THEY BURN!!), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "It had been a hard road, but President Tom Sloane, the 48th President of the United States was now settling down for his first night in the Executive Suite of the White House with his wife, Daria Sloane (nee. Morgendorffer)."

  • Invasion of Privacy, by GDTSP9 (parts 1 - 7): "'Girls, I just want you to know your mother and I realize it's not easy moving to a whole new town -- especially for you, Daria, right?' Jake glanced at Daria in the rear vision mirror only to see she was looking away. He wondered why Daria never seemed to look directly at her parents." (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (Part 5) (Part 6) (Part 7)

  • Jane's Aunt Lois (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: MY EYES THEY BURN!!), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "On day at the local Pizza Prince in boring old Lawndale, the Snarky Duo, Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane were eating pizza, drinking coffee, and in Daria's case also reading a newspaper."

  • A Little Bathroom Reading (IC: Todd and Jane Ianuzzi -Takedown), by SacredDust (COMPLETE!): "The hallway was dark as Jane and Todd Ianuzzi crept into the Morgendorffer home to slaughter its inhabitants. It might've had something to do with all the lights being off."

  • Minds Touched by Madness, by welltemperedclavier (COMPLETE!): "You’re onto something big, she told herself. Picasso could have only dreamed of revolutionizing art this way. Her work hailed as the voice of a generation manifested on canvas, the freedom to do as she wished, following the purity of vision." (Part 7) (Part 8) (Epilogue)

  • The Mob Rules (IC: Todd and Jane Ianuzzi -Takedown), by SinisterExaggerator (COMPLETE!): "There was a limo parked horizontally in the road, effectively blocking it. Todd’s eyes jerked open. It looked strangely familiar; if he let his imagination go, he would have thought it was the same one from Glen Oaks Lane."

  • National Insecurity, by SacredDust (part 2): "Mack is gone. I'm not going to fool myself. I know where he is. They've taken him in for questioning and we know what that means--he's not coming back for a long time."

  • Nurse Goodnsexy Meets the Legion! (The Adventures of Nurse Goodnsexy), by Shiva (part 2): "'Oh sugah!' Nurse Goodnsexy said with a giggle as she zipped her uniform back up with a hint of the limberness she had used to the max not all that long ago, 'This has to be one of the better receptions I've ever gotten!'"

  • Only Love Can Kill The Demon (IC: Todd and Jane Ianuzzi -Takedown), by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "They'd picked up the hitchhiker on the way into Leeville."

  • Random lines (Ever used Mystic Spiral kind of lyrics in real songs?), by JPAGC (COMPLETE!): "Trent made a break from looking at the cracks in the ceiling to stare, once again, at his song notebook he was holding. However, it hadn't changed from last time, a few minutes ago. It was still blank."

  • The Ring of Fire (IC: Todd and Jane Ianuzzi -Takedown), by SacredDust (COMPLETE!): "I guess if the police stopped me they would see a nice, innocent looking 16-year-old girl with short blonde hair and blue eyes. Someone who could be their daughter or their niece, and a cop's daughter to boot. They would let me slide. What I'm about to do, though, is anything but innocent." (Part 2)

  • Rise of the Atoner, by macross (parts 4 - 6): "Her head was killing her. That was Courtney Lane’s first coherent thought as she started to come to." (Part 5) (Part 6)
  • Something (Slightly) Wicked Chapter 2, by macross (part 3): "The girls made their plans for their shopping destinations for the afternoon. Ally informed Scarlett and Daria of a great vintage clothing and record store, that had some amazing finds from the 70’s and 80’s, 'it’s called the Funky Doodle, it’s a few stores down from Stacie’s Dad’s Tattoo parlor on Dega Street.'"

  • Sweet Dreams, by RLobinske (part 1): "Forming burger patties, Michael said, 'Do we have a clue yet?' 'Clue about what?' Daria said, though she suspected. 'What we're going to do for our anniversary? It's only 24 days away.'"

  • Tom Sloane, Lax Bro, by Shiva (part 12): "I woke up on the floor about a foot away from my bed all. So I crawled to the nearest bathroom and had a jolly in the toilet."

  • Tonight's the Night (IC: Todd and Jane Ianuzzi -Takedown), by peetz5050 (COMPLETE!): "They climbed into the van but before he could start it something came from behind and clamped over her nose and mouth. She struggled to breathe but it was no good, she went weak immediately then... blackness."

  • Trentacious D (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: MY EYES THEY BURN!!), by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "Some time ago, the Spiral boys were pushing the Tank (the engine had fallen out) down a long and lonesome road."

  • Unexpected Hookup: Relative Madness, by Shiva (part 11): "Apocalyptic. Such a funny looking word to convey pure horror."

  • Unnatural Born Killer (IC: Todd and Jane Ianuzzi -Takedown), by LadieTAG (parts 1 - 3): "The figure appeared in the bedroom of Jane and Todd Ianuzzi without making a noise. In his hand was a tiny ball of red light. He stared at the two in disgust, knowing what they had done." (Part 2) (Part 3)

  • The Dale of Lawn, by Wassersauefer (part 16): "Back on the way to the overlords tent Jane whispered into Darias ear: 'I take it we will attack soon?' 'No', she only answered without looking up. 'They will attack us.'"

  • Night Witches, by Panzerfaust150 (part 4): "The usual security around the base was a few USAF Security Policemen, armed with their ubiquitous holstered .38s in near perfectly creased OG fatigues, boots and badges shined to a gleaming standard, standing by the main gate and checking IDs and giving razor sharp salutes, and giving the kids of base personnel more jaunty ones once they were satisfied with your bona fides. Not today." (Part 4 on PPMB)

  • Wild and Wonderful (IC: Todd and Jane Ianuzzi -Takedown), by Brother Grimace (COMPLETE!): "'Sing me a song, sweetpea. Sing me a song, so I know that you love it.'"

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