Friday, August 2, 2013

A Hair-Raising Episode

It's a day that will live in fandom infamy. The episode "Dye! Dye! My Darling" first aired on this day in 2000, and you could probably hear the cries of shock and outrage all over the world. And really, can you blame us for that reaction? I mean, those hair puns were awful. Oh, and there was something about a kiss or whatever, too.

Fanfic Update!
  • Attack of the Show! 2 Shows, One.......uh..........whatever (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: Why, oh God WHY?!), by PrecambrianStudios (COMPLETE!): "'Good morning, everyone,' Daria said as she gave her trademark smile (which was painstakingly faked) to the camera. 'Me and Jane have the pleasure of welcoming to the show the head of Butt, Montana-based "The Late Show with Butt-Head." And here he is......Butt-Head!'"

  • Darius Taylor, by Shiva (part 14): "Ashley Amber had enjoyed watching her step children and Tom let loose at the shooting range, granted the first few times Steve had taken her had been a little scary, but she had gotten used to it."

  • Dylan, by J-D (part 24a): "Coach Norris had gym class practising something called 'ball skills'. He insisted it was part of the curriculum, but he didn't explain why the balls they were practising these skills on—throwing and catching—were footballs."

  • Fallout Takedown (IC: Todd and Jane Ianuzzi -Takedown), by Vukodlak (COMPLETE!): "So the couple whose love for one another was surpassed for the utter disregard for the lives of most everyone else fled into hiding with their adoptive children. Or that had been a plan; they were speeding down the Highway heading for Canada. When there was a bright flash and they found themselves in quite a different world."

  • FOG (Scenes that should be: Polite Requests), by peetz5050 (COMPLETE!): "'... and now I'd like to call on Mr. Angier Sloane to say a few words.'"

  • Glenngary Glen Eichler (Scenes that should be: Polite Requests), by Charles RB (COMPLETE!): "'The good new is you're fired. The bad news is you've got, all you've got, just one week to regain your jobs, starting with tonight....'"

  • A Grave Task (iC: Good Questions. Silly Snarky Answers), by Dennis (COMPLETE!): "The headstone of the overgrown grave had long since worn down. Only the word 'Johanssen' was visible to the black-clad men who sank their shovels into the turf."

  • The Great Genderswap of Lawndale!, by Shiva (part 10): "Darius didn't feel completely like crap the next morning as he and Quinn both ate a disturbing large breakfast of frozen waffles, scrambled eggs, bacon, orange juice, and some leftover fruit."

  • Kelly Thompson: Party Time Sibling Style, by LadieTAG (part 2): "'Kelly Thompson - is she related to Kevin Thompson?' her mom asked. 'She's his twin sister,' Daria replied. A rare smile came over Helen's face at that news. 'It's about time you started working on your social skills.'"

  • My Dad the Director XXX (Iron Chef: My Dad, the director), by macross (parts 1 and 2): "'Okay Morgendorffer spill it. I've heard you mention once or twice that the reasons you parent are always flying off to California is because their involved in 'the business' but you've never actually explained what business that is, or what they do in it. So spill already.'" (Part 2)

  • A New Direction (Iron Chef: My Dad, the director), by peetz5050 (part 2): "Jane got up at her regular time - 12.30 - and went for a run. After a shower and a bite she set up a new canvas on her easel and stared at it for a while. And another while. And then for a while longer. The she gave in and fired up her laptop and Googled Daria Morgendorffer."

  • Something (Slightly) Wicked Ch2, by macross (part 7): "A few minutes later Monique and Penny arrived at the bar for a few celebratory beers when the Morgendorffers approached them. 'You guys were amazing,' said Helen. Monique smiled, 'thanks, we try.' Jake turned to the girls and asked, 'If you don't mind me asking, are you signed?'"

  • Tom Sloane, Lax Bro, by Shiva (part 15): "'This is a surprise,' Jane said with an amused grin as she stood in the doorway of the Lane's kitchen, 'You're awake. So what's the occasion?'"

  • Two Lonely Souls (Scenes that should be: Polite Requests), by Shiva (part 1): "Another night in which Jodie had bailed on him, another night in which Kevin had called, getting his blood pressure up by calling him 'Mack Daddy' over and over again."

  • Unnamed story (iC: Good Questions. Silly Snarky Answers), by JPAGC (COMPLETE!): "Amy carefully looked left and right as she exited the car, keeping her head down as much as possible. The sunglasses, fedora hat and raincoat with the lapels up should cover as much as her face was possible, but she really worried about being recognized."

  • Unnamed story (iC: Good Questions. Silly Snarky Answers), by SinisterExaggerator (COMPLETE!): "Daria and Jane stood in the backyard, looking at the large cardboard box on the ground. 'Well, you spoke the truth,' observed Jane. 'It's a box, all right.'"

  • Unnamed story (IC: Tom Sloane, Lax Bro TAKEDOWN!), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "Kay Sloane looked at the infant in the cradle with growing horror and dread."

  • Unnamed story (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: Why, oh God WHY?!), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "'Sorry Danny,' Stacy sneered at the bound and gagged figure of Danielle 'Danny' Todds on the table in an icky abandoned building on Dega Street, 'But I've had first dibs on Quinn for too long to let some Johnny-come-lately Mary Sue bitch like you steal her from me!!!'" (continued by DIsaac)

  • Unnamed story (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: Why, oh God WHY?!), by Silver (COMPLETE!): "It was an ice cream shop."

  • Untitled Random Story #4 (Scenes No Daria Fan-Fic Should Have: Why, oh God WHY?!), by Shiva (COMPLETE!): "'I'm sooooo hiiigggghhhh!' Daria droaned and groaned as she moaned and sloaned all over Tom Sloane."

  • Victor Morgendorffer, by Shiva (part 19): "In a dorm room with some decent knickknacks, but the otherwise bland generic look of all dorm rooms, Victor found himself the only male in a room full of some pretty good looking girls. He was enjoying every moment of it."


Anonymous said...

People kissed on this show? Blech.

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