Gimme an "L"! Gimme an "O"! Gimme an "N"! And so on!

Brittany's definitely the best candidate to celebrate National Cheer Up The Lonely Day with, because Daria has no interest in cheer and would much rather stay lonely. Still, if she has a new Melody Powers story ready she might stop by and see Mrs. Blaine. Anyone else wish we'd had some kind of follow-up to that? I guess that's why God gave us fanfic.

Fanfic Update!

• Am I A Grownup Yet?, by jones2000 (part 20): "It seemed that wherever she went, Daria Morgendorffer couldn't get away from those fucking pigeons and their incessant noise."


• Daria Ravenclaw: The Highland Years, by Meester_Lee (part 70): "The campground manager's office was modest: a cabin so small that it looked more like a shed than someplace where people actually lived."


• Daria vs. Terfs, by Peridaniel (part 3): "'Ready for day two of shameless bigotry and obnoxiousness?' Jane asked Daria as they walked into the school the next morning."


• Getting By, by EntrancedCat (COMPLETE!): "'You look great, Jake,' Andrew Landon smiled as he straightened Jake's tie. 'You've been meeting with bankers and backers for years. Don't know why you're more nervous than me.'"


• Happy Adversity, by Lady Evil (part 1): "Tom rang the doorbell at the Morgendorfer residence and was greeted by a very plastic looking Guy Fawkes. 'Ugh. What a creepy face.' he said. Daria lifted up the mask she was wearing. 'Aah! What an even creepier face!'"


• Knight In Pink Shining Armor (Life After Thirty), by WildDogJJ (COMPLETE!): "A medieval themed amusement park outside Lwandale is bustling with tourists. Over the main entrance is a huge arch sign that says "Medieval World". Cut to a rear entrance with a modern gate and guard post. Jim's Camaro pulls up to the gate." (Part 2) (Part 3)


• Quinn Got In The Car, by Lady Evil (COMPLETE!): "Jane and Daria were walking to Daria's house, Daria carrying her duffle bag. 'So, Trent told me to tell you,' Daria was saying. 'That Jesse didn't mean the kind of crabs you thought he meant. He meant the kind with claws that sing calypso songs to discontented mermaids and go great with garlic butter.'"