That Trident Might Come in Handy, Too!

Apparently Mack's been given a promotion from captain of the football team to God of the Seas for Neptunalia. I suspect that the only real difference will be that Kevin starts calling him "Mackerel Daddy" instead. The good news is that now Mack can summon a shark to eat him if he wants to.

Fanfic Update!

• The Artist and The Fashionista, by Jabe Shepherd (part 5): "'So, how did your art project go?' Stacy asked. Quinn went through her locker to search for the self portrait Jane had painted for Ms. Defoe's class; eventually, she found it. 'Wow!, that's beautiful did you paint that?' Stacy asked as she observed the painting."


• Daria Ravenclaw: The Highland Years, by Meester_Lee (parts 74 and 75): "The Morgendorffers managed to eat breakfast despite Quinn's distraction by the hummingbirds. After a while most of them gave up and went back to the Gilrays' hummingbird feeder." (Part 75)


• Esteem Effort, by Youth of Oz (part 1): "Daria idly wondered if Lawndale High really had such a problem with depressed and low-esteem students, or if it was an arbitrary choice - just enough random teens declared unfit for the principal to justify more funding."


• First One Out of the Pan, by EntrancedCat (part 1): "'It's like pancakes,' Quinn said to Sandi, Stacy and Tiffany as the Fashion Club members gathered at the Schloss Morgendorffer kitchen table to discuss their strategy for Cashman's Winter sale over breakfast. 'Everybody knows you never eat the first one out of the pan. You feed it to the dog.'"


• Happy Adversity, by Lady Evil (part 4): "'You don't have to pack a lunch for me, Daria.' said Link as he ate his corn flakes. 'I'm on the free lunch program.'"


• Kevin The Bounty Hunter (Life After Thirty), by WildDogJJ (COMPLETE!): "Jim is in the garage and has just wrapped up another car video. As he begins to put up his camera equipment his cell phone goes off. He answers."