Arrrrr! Hands Be At Ten and Two, Ye Scurvy Dogs!

I see Upchuck can dress the part for International Talk Like A Pirate Day, but can he talk the talk? Or perhaps I should say, can he talk like a pirate without saying the word "feisty"? For his sake, I hope so.

Today is also National Woman Road Warrior Day, which sounds like an excellent excuse for Daria to get behind the wheel again. Come on, Daria! Show us how far you've come from the not-timid driver you once were! But watch out for dogs, please!