Money AND Food? Count Me In!

Tom's here to help us all celebrate Free Money Day, and I am absolutely willing to celebrate with him. Better get in line soon, though, because I expect this to be a popular one.

Today is also both National Linguine Day and National Double Cheeseburger Day, so why not take some of that free money and spend it on a nice meal? Jake will take the linguine, as long as it hasn't oxidized.

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