Lincoln, Lincoln, I Been Thinkin'...

• Brittany: Are you in a play or something?
• Daria: Yes. I'm playing Mrs. Lincoln, after she went crazy.
• Brittany: I didn't know she went crazy.
• Jane: Oh, yeah. That's why Lincoln shot himself.
• Brittany: Wow!
• Jodie: Come on, Brittany. Let's finish outfitting, and I'll tell you all about how nice Mr. Lincoln really died.
• Brittany: You mean the bullet didn't kill him?

.......from "I Don't"

Happy birthday, Abe. You done good. And so have the Daria fans.


FF.Net

• Her Web of Sin, by Molekiller: A beautiful woman from Trent's past drops by to have a little talk and play a little game. A tale possibly suggested by this.

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• Darkly Daria, by lsauchelli (Parts 2 and 3): A mask is always helpful when stalking prey.
• A Little Vacation, by Doggieboy (Part 7): Bang bang, you're still dead.

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• Darkly Daria, by LSauchelli (Part 3).
• Falling Into College 61: Latitudes, by Richard Lobinske (Part 14): Everyone does what they do best: the women talk weddings while the men get stone drunk. The sharks sense blood and close in.
• Scenes No Daria Fanfic Should Have: Dawn of a New Horror: NightGoblyn offers an alternate chapter to Richard Lobinske's Falling Into College. Not a funny ficlet, but a good one!
• The 1,001 Deaths of Tom Sloane: This is getting way too good. Some of these almost did me in.

and a special art surprise from Hershey-chan: Hey, thanks. <33

UU suggested I write something about Mystik Spiral, and Brother Grimace suggested something about "Pinch Sitter," so let's see what we get tomorrow. . . .