"Nothing."

Jake isn't taking Look in the Back of Your Refrigerator Day at all metaphorically, and I hope he finds some cheese or whatever it is he's looking for. Amanda Lane might consider spending the day figuring out if those red stains are cranberry juice, cherry soda, or...something worse. What kind of secrets are the Lanes hiding?

I suppose it could just be a prank, though, since it's Mischief Night and therefore the ideal time for pranks. No doubt the physical embodiment of Halloween is gathering up toilet paper and eggs at this very moment.

Fanfic Update!

• Avatar: The Drama Of Daria, by psychotol (part 5): "Daria flushed the bog, having barfed all her breakfast into it, the feeling of her skull in three pieces persisting like it had actually happened."


• Daria on the Trail, by meesterlee (part 55): "We resumed our journey after the other wagon got repaired. Our trail grew increasingly hilly the further west we got from the Green River."


• Hero of Lake Erie, by Sheila Wisz Ellayn (COMPLETE!): "As day after day passed in clueless silence, the sudden disappearance became even more puzzling and mysterious for everyone at Lawndale."


• I STAY, by O-L-D-D (part 7): "Things were scarily quiet for a while, outside of the occasional manic mutter from a Daria very unaccustomed to feeling so out of her own head."


• Spider Quinn 02 With Great Power, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (COMPLETE!): "Sandi Griffin was annoyed. Quinn was late to the Fashion Club meeting!"