I don't think Metal Mouth will be celebrating National I Love My Dentist Day, although it was nice of him to offer those baby food coupons. Given the typical teacher's budget, he could use all the help he could get.
After losing all of his teeth, I don't think anyone would blame him for celebrating National Leave Work Early Day, either. Unless he's leaving work in order to stalk teenagers in their cars, that is.
The good news is that ice cream is soft, so instead of becoming a creepy urban legend he could just relax with a sweet treat for National Rocky Road Day. Daria should watch out for actual rocky roads, though, especially if she's traveling in the Tank. That head bump was nasty.
Fanfic Update!
- Is It Adulthood Already?, by britabird (part 8): "As the end of summer approached, Rita had earned just enough money from her Bibsy sales to chip in for a proper plot for Gretchen. Amy chipped in what she could, which left Helen to now only cover the cost of hiring someone to dig her mother out of the ground and move her."
- Spider Quinn 09 A Part of the Journey, by cfardell_Brenorenz29 (part 2): "SpiderGirl left home after Daria had comforted her, in her usual clumsy way. ‘Maybe I do need grief counselling,’ she considered."
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