More Great Blurbs, Next on Sick, Sad World!

And they're off!

• "The bullet had his name written all over it . . . literally! The engraver murders, next on Sick, Sad World!" (11)
• "When fish say, 'That's a keeper!' New secrets of the Bermuda Triangle, next on Sick, Sad World!" (12)
• "No beef for your burgers? No problem! Kungu cakes: the ground-insect alternative! Next, on Sick, Sad World!" (13)
• "St. Vitus High, the deadliest prom on the planet! Next on Sick, Sad World!" (14)
• "Little green men from Mars . . . or Ireland? The St Patrick’s Day Invasion, next on Sick, Sad World!" (15)
• "What do you get when you cross a webcam girl's information obsession with a desire to create the World Wide Web's largest search engine? Info Nympho dot com! Next, on Sick, Sad World!" (16)
• "Are imaginary friends riding for free? Invisible fare evasion, next on Sick, Sad World!" (17)
• "The fish isn't the only thing fresh, when he's slicing and dicing in the buff. The Chippendales' Sushi Chef, next on Sick, Sad World." (18)
• "Are Amish boys making their girlfriends split the check? Pennsylvania-going-Dutch, next on Sick, Sad World!" (19)
• "Y2K was a bust, and now they're holding the bag! What would you do if you had enough canned food to feed a Third World country for a month, stockpiled in your bunker . . . and nothing happened? Right-wing militia canned-food fire sales, coming up next on Sick, Sad World!" (20)

Got another two posts' worth, at least! Yeah! Stay tuned.