Okay, TAG, stop throwing things at me already!

It's Bastille Day, France's national holiday and the anniversary of the storming of the Bastille! According to David Sorenson, they found the Marquis de Sade there, so I'm sure there was quite an after party.

Speaking of the French, how has this exchange been ignored in fanfic?

Brittany: Yeah! Plus, it's like getting in the yearbook is the only reason to join French Club in the first place!

Daria: Gee, Brittany, what about your deep love for French people and their culture?

Brittany: Love had nothing to do with it! He was just a lonely exchange student, and I wanted to give him an American goodbye!

Get writing, people!