Monday, December 10, 2007

Meet the Bomb-Sniffing Dogs

Yeah, okay, that's Leary III from "That Was Then, This Is Dumb," but I don't have any pictures from Daria of Lawndale High's bomb-sniffing dogs. I'm doing the best I can here.

Anyway, bomb-sniffing dogs. Ms. Li's got 'em, so what about 'em? Any way to fit them into a fanfic in a prominent way? What do the dogs think about LHS, the students, the faculty, the lockers and their mysterious contents, and Ms. Li? They'd have a lot to bark about, I bet.

Seriously, it's such a weird idea that Ms. Li has actual bomb-sniffing dogs on her high-school campus. Who else would ever do this? Are these the same dogs that are "criminologically trained," per The Daria Diaries? Probably not, as the latter must visit, and if Ms. Li is using part of the school budget to feed the BSDs, then they live on or next to the school grounds. This whole thing is worth a fanfic somewhere, you just know it. Wonder if they moonlight at some other jobs on the side, have a union, who knows what dogs really do when we aren't watching them.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I do not think that Ms Li's dogs have played even a minor role in a fanfic yet. Who'll be the first to put a bomb in Lawndale High?

Anonymous said...

Maybe Ms. Li meant that they were BONG-sniffing dogs. That puts them in a whole new light.

Anonymous said...

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http://www.thefedoralounge.com/index.php

"The Fedora Lounge"--Nathan's favorite website.

Anonymous said...

'...who knows what dogs really do when we aren't watching them.'
We'll never know, because dogs are quantum creatures.

Anonymous said...

Those bomb-sniffing dogs sure dropped the ball in Legion of Lawndale Heroes, didn't they? Welll, look on the up side - they screwedup and didn't detect the bombs, and now, they're air pollution. :-)