Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Brand New Caption Contest!!!!1111!1!!11!1!


Put your caption(s) in the Comments section! Have fun!
(bonus points for sheer rudeness)

17 comments:

The Angst Guy said...

"You taste of bun, Daria."

Disco316 said...

"So Daria, would you prefer some Barry White, or would you rather make out to Slayer? They're pretty neat-o!"

Anonymous said...

Ted: Purple Rain.
Daria: No.
Ted: Sign o' the Times.
Daria: Definitely not.
Ted: The Batman soundtrack?
Daria: Throw it.

Anonymous said...

"You know, Daria, I bet from across the room it looks like you have a huge, misshapen turd sticking out of your ear."

The Angst Guy said...

"Daria... do you like to watch gladiator movies?"

Anonymous said...

"Just wait until I find some of my old Whitehouse vinyls, you'll love that!"

MJPollard said...

Ted - How about some AC/DC? Or Metallica?
Daria - Mention either of those two again and you die where you stand.

medea42 said...

"And this is where we keep our weed! Mom and Dad argue as to whether it goes better with Led Zeppelin or Mamas and Papas, but I think it doesn't matter as long as I don't get overstimulated!"

The Bug Guy said...

You wouldn't believe the deal I got on these at the flea market.

ninetwelve said...

Who the hell referenced peter sotos in a Daria blog!?

Overload!!!

The Angst Guy said...

"You don't mind that I just farted, do you?"

Anonymous said...

Ted: Oooh my favorite. Do you like the 'Spice Girls'
Daria: Do you like your testicles?
Ted: [stammers] Uh yeah...
Daria: Keep the record in the box and you can keep them

The Angst Guy said...

"Do you and Jane really do all that stuff they write about on SFMB? 'Cause I'd like to watch if you do."

Ajar said...

"Lots of classics here, Trout Mask Replica, Stimmung, Metal Machine Music. But there's one in here I don't quite get. Daria, do you know what MMMBop means?"

Anonymous said...

"Who the hell referenced peter sotos in a Daria blog!?

Overload!!!"

Wow, somebody actually knows Whitehouse? Never thought anyone would get that one, although Sotos is an "interesting" author. Also ninetwelve, you're not a member on sideline by any chance, are you?

The Angst Guy said...

Heh heh heh heh, you said member, heh heh heh heh heh heh....

Pinhead said...

Ted: Only one kiss...
Daria: Has gone to hell!
Ted: (takes out a disk from an envelope) Then we will listen to music.
Daria: Aggrh! Good!
Kisses him. Takes away vinyl and breaks it.
Ted: (gets other vinyl) Two kisses...
Daria: (indignantly) Never!!
Ted: (takes out a disk from an envelope) Great music...
Daria: (scaredly) NO!!!
Kisses him twice. Takes away vinyl and breaks it.
Ted: (gets other vinyl) Remove a jacket, please!
Daria: (creaks teeth)...well...
Removes a jacket. Takes away vinyl and breaks it.
Ted: (whispers something on an ear to Daria)....
Daria:(reddens) DIE the damned pervert!
Smothers him.