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A semi-irregular blog of news, opinions, and random ideas about MTV's Daria and its fandom, plus anything else even vaguely Daria related

I'm not home at the moment, being out with family, so party on and don't get hurt. And don't give anyone cause to put a picture of you drunk and/or naked on the Internet, for God's sake.
Seven years ago, Daria appeared on MTV during its New Year's Eve celebration. A transcript of her resolutions is provided on Outpost Daria. Where the hell is she now?
Remember to vote for your favorite visual and written fanworks! The 2008 Booties are yet to be awarded, but we need something to vote on first!
Not to press the point too much about Daria being stumpy or anything, but this is another shot from Tainted Meat, part of the B&W class photo taken with Daria in the front row. Beavis is off-screen scratching himself. We have a nice shot of the two Kimberlys, Butt-head, and even part of Cassandra at left. Punk Kimberly is a head taller than Daria, who was probably about 5'1" here (she grew an inch in Lawndale, I assume). The Kimberly in back, and Butt-head too, are standing on risers so we can't tell how tall they are compared to Daria, exactly.
The Beavis and Butt-head episode "Tainted Meat" premiered today 14 years ago on MTV. Daria appeared in two segments, not saying a word in either one. However, in this scene, she was working on a timed test in Mr. Van Dreissen's class when she heard something and turned around to see Beavis with his hand inside his pants, furiously scratching his crotch. Beavis's intimate hygiene issues are the focus of the episode, which can be in full on the MTV site at the above link. Be warned that it might be just a teeny weeny bit of a gross out. Srsly. You might never eat at a restaurant again.
Just suppose for a moment that, in response to all our cards, letters, e-mails, phone calls, pleading, and whining, MTV (or some other corporation with the proper license) decided to bring Daria back to TV. Ignoring the question of whether any of us would like the show, being as caught up in the old one as we are, how would you like to see the new show presented: live action, animation, or a combination of the two?
For reasons we cannot fathom, someone once declared today was Card Playing Day (a.k.a. National Card Playing Day), and now it's all over the Internet like every other wacko meme ever invented. It's almost like there's a holiday version of Internet Rule 34, that there is a holiday for everything imaginable, no exceptions. Ah well, so be it. You got cards, go play a game.
Our guest star today is Stacy Rowe, the Unnoticeable Girl of the Fantastic Club, here to celebrate the 86th birthday of Marvel creator Stan Lee, who is directly responsible for the multitude of Daria superhero crossovers that have long plagued the fandom. Stacy of course is parodying Sue Richards, the Invisible Girl (now Invisible Woman) of the Fantastic Four. Stacy's on the left, Sue is on the right. Happy Birthday to Stan the Man! You rule, dude!
The only time in Daria that we hear Helen and Jake discuss having a third kid is in "Gifted," with fairly straightforward results.
A new webpage has been created for everyone interested in experimenting with actual animated Daria images. The page is largely based on an earlier post here, and it is called "The Art of Daria Fan-imation." That's animation for Daria fans, of course. The page is rather plain at present, but perhaps some of you will create entertaining images worthy of posting or linking there. I have other SMK files to upload there at a later time, but this batch should be a good starter set.
You have to sit down and wonder just who in the world came up with the whole alter-ego idea for Daria. If anyone gets to talk with Glenn Eichler or any other major hitter on the MTV animation team, that question should be asked first. The artists used enormous creativity in recasting familiar characters in startling roles pulled from every aspect of popular culture, from the instantly familiar to the obscure. Today's featured alter ego is one of the more "out there" examples.
Why someone decided to put Quinn's face on the body of Mao Zedong is beyond me, but today's the 115th anniversary of Mao's birth, and superfan UU has stated that this would be the ideal Quinn doll, so here it is. No accounting for taste. I think Quinn would swoon to see her hair cut like this, on top of the flat gray outfit. If there is a Fashion Hell, this character is the doorman.
It's Boxing Day once again, celebrated everywhere throughout the Commonwealth except in the U.S., which did not get the memo. I believe you are supposed to give little presents to all your house servants today, which is a good thing because I don't have any, so I don't have to spend anything. Everyone else, however, must spend the day inside a box.
It is not well known that today, in addition to being Christmas, is the anniversary of the birth of Rod Serling, an award-winning screenwriter who created two enormously popular TV shows, The Twilight Zone and Night Gallery. He would have been 84 today. The Twilight Zone (the early episodes are now online) has had an outrageous impact on mass-media presentations of science fiction and modern fantasy. It also had an effect on Daria.
Did you ever wonder who Daria was about to kiss in this holiday picture? Post your best guess in the Comments section.
What could be better to find under your Christmas tree than this special item at right? (Me, I could think of lots of things, but some of you might want it for purposes that should never be confessed.) Interestingly, Quinn did not think much of this product, and said so.
Yes, once again it is time to look under the Christmas tree and find nothing, but in the closet nearby are two guys into some kind of kinky bondage thing. All for you! Plus, these fanfics:
X sez: "Time to open presents! It's after midnight, it's Christmas, so it's legal! Go ahead!"
Another of those curious alter egos that leave you scratching your head. Wonder if the outfit is used for the same role-playing purpose as that racehorse costume Helen has for those special bonding moments with Jake. Mrs. Bennett's husband would pretend to be a reindeer-friendly Santa Claus, and... oh, let's not take that any further. Sorry.
Exactly 70 years ago today, the first live coelacanth was caught off the coast of South Africa, where it was summertime (southern hemisphere, remember).
... if you got into the MTV website to look for Daria stuff, this was your entry screen (missing two pictures I cannot restore). I was going to show this a few days ago on the 19th but forgot. The image was archived by the WayBack Machine on December 19th, 1998.
The special magic of wintertime is everywhere, and everyone's favorite duo is freezing out in an unheated shack in the wilderness. What could be more fun than that?
Rabbi Trent (how in the world did they come up with this alter ego?) says, "Like, oy, or something. Have a wonderful eight days and nights of celebration, everyone!" And we even have some bagels, drawn by the MTV staff long ago for background images that originated on Helen's webpage (something to do with the "That Was Then, This Is Dumb" episode).
Still time for Northern Hemisphere Wiccan types to party it up for the winter solstice today. As long as there's no fruitcake involved, do it to it.
Mother Nature, here played by Janet Barch, is in a green mood with the arrival of Yule today. Hope her feet don't get cold.
Make up a batch with cinnamon and nutmeg, and enjoy. The low-fat variety of nog might be better, but do as you will. And remember what X said: Don't hog the nog. *
The alter ego at left is what I felt like after taking the Graduate Record Examination this evening. Jeffy is of course Quasimodo from the 1996 Disney version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame (at right), complete with red hair, green tunic, and sock-like cloth shoes. I like Jeffy's nailed walking stick, however. Wicked. And he has a better haircut than the Disney guy.
Eleven years ago, Titanic was released and was never successfully recaged. I'm re-using the "Just Add Water" pic from a while ago because it is so appropriate.

Christina Aguilera. Stacy Rowe. They go together like...
A blog is always a good place to put personal observations that, with luck, cannot be used against you later in court. Here are a few observations about the directions taken in Daria fanfiction since January 2002. You are as always free to argue at length in the Comments section. You are even encouraged to do so.
Today is the first day of Saturnalia, the ancient Roman midwinter festival of wackiness, when the low became high and high became low for a week (until December 23rd). That's why Daria gets an emperor's golden wreath today. It is also a day marked in a Daria story having to do with her diary. Do you know that not a single Daria story makes use of Saturnalia? What have we become to have missed this?
This is the 80th anniversary of the birthday of Philip K. Dick, a science-fiction writer whose wild visions, from our 20/20 backward perspective, came far out of his time. His stories have been adapted into a variety of movies that challenge our notions of reality, the universe, and self: Blade Runner, Total Recall, A Scanner Darkly, Minority Report, Paycheck, Impostor, Screamers, Next. His strangely named stories were nominated for and won numerous awards: Flow My Tears, The Policeman Said; Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?; The Man in the High Castle; Ubik; A Scanner Darkly; Dr. Bloodmoney.
Today is National Chocolate-Covered Anything Day, and I discovered that there is such a thing as Daria Chocolate bedding (at right). Why did they call it that? I don't know. Weird stuff pops out of Google when you're searching for a chocolate cake with Daria's picture on it, or whatever. For bedding it isn't bad, but it isn't really chocolate, and Daria isn't on it, so that sounds like false advertising to me.
Not many shopping days left for whatever December holiday you plan to celebrate. I did almost all of my shopping through Amazon.com. Never left the house.
Let's see if this works.
Okay, this is a new one on me. Today is Monkey Day. Well, sure, why not. We had World Turtle Day, may as well have Monkey Day, too. Whatever.My opinion only, though these sites do enjoy broad support within the fandom. Links are active if their websites were updated since September 1, 2016.
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